I’ve recently (today) discovered a major source of my writer’s block: PMS. While this may be too much information for weak individuals, I cannot sugarcoat it. Plain and simple, right now I am the meanest bitch you’ll ever meet and it affects my writing. I can’t focus because everything and everyone is annoying.

Sometimes I see commercials for this one birth control pill for women with PMDD and I think that I may need a prescription because irritable can’t even begin to describe mood. I snap at my mom when she asks me where I’m going. I get angry at people for texting me asking about my day. I am grouchy, moody, and think irrationally and instead of eating brain food like fruit and whole wheat toast, I eat my feelings with cheese, refined flours and beef and wash it all down with a bottle of wine and some Advil PM.

My point is, I haven’t run out of material. I just have an extreme case of writer’s block, one to four days per month.