I locked my mom out of the house once. On purpose. She decided to do some spring cleaning early one Saturday morning that couldn’t be done without banging against the walls of the hallway next to my room. When I heard her go into the garage- she slammed the door which is on the other side of a very thin wall next to the head of my bed where I try to sleep for a solid five hours- I jumped out of bed and locked it. Then I went back to bed. However, I don’t know which was worse, all the noise of her spring cleaning or her outside screaming that she was going to throw me a beating once I opened the door. That definitely didn’t make me open the door any faster. And I definitely went back to sleep.